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You Should've Just Passed By From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (10 days old)

Convicted criminals out on parole Secret girlfriends of Ashley Cole And those wanting to pump their bodies full of cholesterol Were just passing by People that just feel That the meat can't be re… more

The Cheryl Cole/David Cameron Love Pact From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (31 days old)

As I have previously mentioned in a previous blog previously, if you put topical content in a blog, in particular if it involves mentioning Cheryl Cole, FHM's sexiest female for 2009, which is still C… more

Celebrities Wanted!! From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (45 days old)

Did you used to be a celebrity but you're now finding work hard to come by? Are you a little bit famous but no-one really knows why? Have most people never bloody heard of you? Are you a struggling ac… more

Hands Off My Ready Meals Chris Moyles!! From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (46 days old)

One day, someone will invent a ready meal container film cover which actually peels off instead of breaking off in a tapering effect in your hand with 99% of the cover still left on the container. Unt… more

NoMoreRohypnol.com From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (53 days old)

You may know that 4,000,000 people got married in the US last year but did you also know that 2% of them met on NoMoreRohypnol (formally eHA!Money!)? And going by our adverts, those 2% were pretty muc… more

Man! I Feel Like A Woman! From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (57 days old)

It has been reported that South African 800m winner Caster Semenya has failed a gender test. Rumours first started that she could be a man when it was discovered that she was so muscular, even her fel… more

Exclusive New Peter Andre Interview From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (94 days old)

Hi. I’m Peter Andre. I was so sickened by the fact that Katie talked about our marriage problems and subsequent divorce on TV and made a stack of cash out of it that not only did I publicly denounce h… more

Fear! From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (199 days old)

Not much scares me except spiders with the faces of dragons that will kill me as soon as they touch me that I imagine in my dreams, women in fast cars and the continual threat of a new series of “My F… more

Twitter Twatting From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (268 days old)

I've just joined so hello from meabout 1 hour ago from txt Not sure what I should put now loloooool45 minutes ago from txt Just leaving the house40 minutes ago from txt I'm on the steps now38 minut… more

The End of X Factor - 'Hallelujah' From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (320 days old)

Well an X Factor winner is number 1 in the charts, so that must mean it's coming up to Christmas again. Apparently, the bookies stopped taking bets on Alexandra Burke being the Christmas number 1 seve… more

A Sign Of Things To Come From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (325 days old)

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Time Gentlemen Please From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (326 days old)

I think watches are badly designed. I always find that when I want to know the date, it is quarter past something and I can't see what the date is. I then try again about an hour later and I still can… more

Isn't It Strange? Part II From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (345 days old)

Isn't it strange?... Advertising is all to the wonk as I see it. They get fat people like Fern Britton to advertise slimming foods like those Ryvita mini thingies, which obviously work because she has… more

Profile Of A Chav From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (347 days old)

hullo peepz. wel wot can i say bout me he he. not much. dnt do alot but jam, dance, drinks and dat. got fuk all 2 say relly but obv im sooooo random its da fuk init. im safe gal init and lissen 2 othr… more

Be an IT Professional!!! From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (354 days old)

Are you a postman or a dustman or in some other dead end job where if we tell you that the average IT salary is 37000 pounds a year, you’d be silly enough to think that you can earn that sort of… more

Working Titles For Katy Perry's Next Album From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (361 days old)

"Bestiality" "Gonna Expose My Breasts For The Video" "Let's Get Pissed Up" "Ur A Shit Boyfriend" "Ur Bisexual And I Don't Approve" "Yet Another Sex Song" "Ur Bisexual And I Liked It" "Buy This … more

Waxing Lyrical Until Jinxy's Reincarnation - Come Again? From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (364 days old)

I must apologise for the delay in blogging once again. I've been on a time management course. I see lots of adverts for such courses, but I plumped for this one after the advert said "Time Management … more

The Ross-Brand of Humour From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (375 days old)

Jonathon Ross and Russell Brand are in a bit of trouble it seems. A great big fuss has been made because the pair of them left joke messages on Andrew Sachs' answerphone saying Brand had slept with hi… more

A Load of Jodrell Bankers From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (395 days old)

I’ve got a good idea. I’m gonna start myself up as a bank. I’m gonna pay myself huge bonuses until I go bust and then ask the Government to pay me my big bonuses instead. And when I … more

The Jeremy Kyle Show From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (395 days old)

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The Smaller Bang From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (423 days old)

Scientists have created a machine in which they are able to recreate the beginnings of the universe and in the future possibly, find out how humans came into being. I presume they have booked God for … more

Jinxy's Student Studies From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (430 days old)

Apparently, because so many people are getting good marks in their A levels these days, universities are now making students sit another exam on top of the A levels in order to determine who is good e… more

Age Concerns pt II From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (437 days old)

Everybody these days is obsessed with getting old. My mum has been obsessed with it for as long as I can remember - which is 6 months. She has been taking all sorts of lotions and potions and now tell… more

The Olympics From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (451 days old)

Unless you’ve been living in a world where you have no knowledge that the summer Olympics is on and can’t see any of it, you’ll know that the summer Olympics is on and may have seen … more

God's Reckoning From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (534 days old)

<knock>God: Come in.  Auditor: Hello God, you’ve been expecting me I believe?  God: Yes, that’s right, do sit down.  Auditor: Thanks… Now as you know, we’… more

Jinxy's Money Talks From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (535 days old)

Talk is cheap, unless you’re booking Cherie Blair as an after dinner speaker. Everybody is talking about the credit crunch lately apart from the people who aren’t and money must be tight w… more

Due To Absence I'm Back As The Apprentice From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (555 days old)

I’ve been absent again due to me not being here, but I do have a good excuse for a change. Well I will have once I’ve made one up and as soon as I have I will let you know. I’ve actu… more

Between Iraq And A Hard Place From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (592 days old)

Aren’t people in Iraq miserable buggers? The suicide rate is ridiculously high. And just because they are feeling suicidal, why do they have to strap bombs to themselves and take out a load of o… more

Jinxy Shops All The Way To France From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (597 days old)

Firstly, I should apologise for my long absence, but what with my busy schedule of constantly alternating between the states of couldn’t be botheredness and can’t be arsedness, I have been… more

Reality Show Application Ad. From TheJinxy in Do You Know Where The G-Spot Is? (656 days old)

Did you used to be famous? Did you do the Eastenders to The Bill to Casualty circuit before finally sinking without trace? Did you leave Coronation Street with your head up your arse thinking you were… more